How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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