i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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