They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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