i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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