Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
