he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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