Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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