im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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