ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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