Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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