Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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