She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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