69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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