And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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