Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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