i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This is the high leading the old right now
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
