'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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