I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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