$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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