i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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