You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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