You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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