MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
