Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
