That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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