but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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