Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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