Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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