Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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