I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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