I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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