Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
my sisters under your porch take her home
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My vagina is officially offended.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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