no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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what are you doing with your life
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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