That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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