Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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