Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i love accidental penises.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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