i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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