bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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