dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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