If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
