how can u be prego again
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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