Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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