Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Do I have a choice?
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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