Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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