She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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