some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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