I wannas sexs uuuuu
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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