I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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