He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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