I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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