so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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