Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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