I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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